08 May 2010

The Found Footage Festival

I was lucky enough to find a seat for the Found Footage Fest at the Dundee Theater. Touring since 2004, the Onion sponsored creators of the event, Nick Prueher and Joe Pickett, display dutifully scoured-for VHS clips. Sought out in thrift stores across the U.S., or traded for, the duo compile categories of both funny and odd tapes. Two common categories, they said, are the celebrity hosted exercise tape and the big-hair grooming type.
My favorite involved the commercial tries of the owner of a furniture liquidator. Obviously out of his element, repeatedly he motions to the audience and interjects "all I want to do is save you money" with the word cheese. Commonly strange, he would pitch unnecessary buy-one-get-one-free items like, say, water beds. Is one water bed not enough? To make it better, there were cuts to a lazy-eyed, seemingly drunk, woman (probably his sister or something) who would mumble a paragraph of deals in front a green screen version of the store's facade. Whether it be the camera work or her slumping from consumption, she frequently slides the corner of the screen. This tape is so unprofessional you feel like you should make a pity purchase.
Other highlights included the display of and interview with the founder of the Venus 2, a $13oo male stimulation device that fits into a suitcase and, reportedly, weighs 90 pounds. When the guys went to visit the founder, he was living in a trailer across from a Renaissance Festival. I would have been a little creaped out.
If you want to find what you missed out on, check out their website for loads of clips (look for Corey Haim's Me, Myself and I) or considered buying one of their mix tapes. A movie the guys made about an underground genre of filthy trucker music, Dirty Country, is definitely on my list.

15 April 2010

Moving

Stew, being the great bother that he is, single handedley moved us to orbitalparlor.com

14 April 2010

BrewDog's 32% ABV Beer

Came across an article about a Scottish Brewery called BrewDog that makes a 32% ABV Beer called Tactical Nuclear Penguin. It's £35 for a 330ml bottle, which in American Dollars is about 50 dollars for a 11 Ounce bottle of beer! What's even more nuts, is that I now want to spend 50 dollars on a drink...

ICP on Magnets

Apparently the Insane Clown Posse came out a few years ago as a Christian Rap Group. I had no idea this had ever happened. As the story goes, their Dark Carnival Mythology was really a ploy to bring all the juggalo fans to God. It doesn't quite come as a surprise that they are born again Christians, what with their history of homophobic lyrics. Well anyway, here is the culmination of all of this Insane Christian Clown Posse business.


13 April 2010

Help a Brother Out



Harlan Muir needs our help getting his first project mastered and pressed! I am counting on the Orbital Community to donate what they can.

These are Truly Amazing Times

It has been a busy last couple of days! First off I would like to bring up a most excellent beer the Beer Demigods at Brix suggested. The Weyerbacher Simcoe Double IPA; full of flavor and taste, it never over powers you with the hops, goes down in a very refreshing way and leaves you craving more. Worth a try, along with Weyerbacher's Hersey Stout, which is age in Bourbon Oak Barrels, when drinking this you will more than likely have an experience similar to David Bowman Entering the Monolith.

Re watched A Scanner Darkly last night. The first time I had seen this was prior to actually reading anything by Phillip K Dick, and I must say that feeling more familiar with his work really helped in the enjoyment of this movie. Worth a watch, if anything for the craziness that is rotoscope.

I've been listening to a lot of Of Montreal and Caribou lately. I am really enjoying Caribou's new album Swim. Zach's already posted the video for Odessa off that album. I plan on getting my Orbital Playlist up soon that pertains to SPRING!

We are entering the third week of Doctor Who; I really enjoy Matt Smith's take on the Doctor. Next week we see Winston Chruchill and the Daleks! Lost is spinning away into what will be considered a conclusion that will more than likely have fans talking for long after the show is over.

08 April 2010

The Sydney Tonight

Tonight at The Sydney down in Benson will be a free show;Flight Metaphor with Prairies/Valleys, The Half Hearts, & Jettison Never. I've got time with a Canon DSLR and was kindly asked to take photos of the show tonight. Prairies/Valleys main man, David Shreffler, is a friend of mine and I am excited to see his music live. I hope to see you there, its a free show so really you have no excuse.

Listen to Prairies/Valleys album here.

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